Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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