I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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