8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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