do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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