I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Green mimosas i think yes
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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