oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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