He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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