i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Randomize
