i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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