just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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