There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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