just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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