so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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