He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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