I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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