In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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