i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
