it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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