You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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