So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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