I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize