I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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