I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i permit you to call me
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Two words: blizzard sex
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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