can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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