I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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