youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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