8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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