Non-Jews are for practice
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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