Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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