My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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