is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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