u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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