I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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