Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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