Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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