dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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