maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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