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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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