I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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