Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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birth control should be required to get into college
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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