just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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