Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.