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• (510): View more from California

  Wooohooo!  I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush.  Lots of happy people.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

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  What?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  ..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

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  Details.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Want to have sex later?

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  This feels like a trap

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.

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• (530): View more from California

  He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.

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• (949): View more from California

  i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want

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• (209): View more from California

  I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.

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