idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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