i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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