Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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