Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
