3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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