is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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