I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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