come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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