i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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