you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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