YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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