chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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